Here are my real chat logs with EA support staff. This is how my step by step mind control tactics worked in order to get a 15% discount on BF3. Watch and learn!!


carlito: this is a link to the patch I am now downloding (again).
Smith: Okay, let it download and see
Smith: I'm here with you.
carlito: cheers, I have been trying to fix this for 2 days now so I have already tried quite a few methods as Im sure you understand. I was going to try the patch one more time, then perhaps try to register the game through steam (add a non steam game) and see if that updates it auto as it should. If that fails, I will pull my hair out, followed by reinstalling the game for the 3rd time. I hope you can be patient.
carlito: If the game fails to work, Im sure you can arrange me a nice discount on bf3
Smith: As a valued player, we would like to offer a small token of our appreciation in the form of a 15 % discount offer for the EA Store! This discount code does not have an expiration date, and can be redeemed for any future purchase on store.ea.com. In case if you face any further problem, please do not hesitate to contact us back.
carlito: omg!!! is this april 1st?
carlito: Thanks bro, thought you was just going to be another noob camper support guy, but you are trully amazing! thanks mate
Smith: Your welcome
Smith: In case if you face any further problem, please do not hesitate to contact us back. For your reference, our chat support window timing is 24*7
carlito: Thank you very much indeed
Smith: It was my pleasure assisting you.
Smith: Thank you for your participation in the EA Games Chat Support.
carlito: it was a pleasure meeting you Smith, thanks again and God bless you.